So are you happy now niesa ?
Yess i am ! Hi, gila emo shitz yaw my blog semalam. Okay, so refresh refresh. I'm hyper already :) Sorry bout yesterday. Well, heyyy. Oh btw , let me tell you abt my exm papers today -
KH (perdagangan dan keusahawanan) : Great !
Geography : Not so bad.All the thngs tht i've read,pop-out in the paper ! Phew
Seni : Srsly ,idk today there will be seni exm.Haha wht so evr.BOO-YEAH !
So, aftr scll. Ate Maggi in front of 7E with Nadia,Amin,Hana, (my best friends evr ! we've been 4 years ta jumpa) waited for my bloody cousin Farris to picked us up. Then dah sampai. We had lunch at this kopitiam place at Tesco Ampang. Here's the thing, i wanted to pee so bad when I reached there but the whole tesco I think tak ada air. So I had to tahan.
and I were talking about school..then menembak..then the best la, orang jatuh semua. Mad funny weih! Lagi lagi Nadia. Hahah. Okay, let's start with Nadia first. :p 2005/6 time buka puasa dekat hotel. Nak naik tangga, but then lantai lincin. She fell down, sampai buat split. Woahh! and she was like 'eh PANTAT BURIT!!' HAHA. Then lagi satu pulak time dekat hospital, i TERpijak dekat her kain baju kurung. She fell down guling guling. The last one terbaik ah, haha. Dekat Tesco. Time tu dia sorang sorang, she was walking tengok fish spa semua. Then depan kedai kasut jatuh terkangkang and then dia melatah 'CIBAI GAMPANG'. Then Nadia bangun, then sambung jalan and everyone was looking at her. Dia buat buat macam nothing happend. Oh, jangan lupa. Aku tengah tahan kencing -____-'
Next victim, Hana.
She was walking at Petaling Street. Konon bajet hot la cause everyone was looking at her, she was wearing 5 inch heels semua. Fine, didn't care. Suddenly time all eyes on her, pap! She fell down. Then terus bangun, everyone was looking. Call orang, pastu gelak. Stupid asshole. haha, dekat UiTM pun jatuh. Kat sekolah tak terkata. haha
Then Amin cerita about Elina jatuh abt 5 years bfre (sumpah da lama gila kn?). it's like corridor dekat sekolah. She wanted to go the front class je, tak de ribut tak de lubang ke apa. So, okay. As she was walking, tetiba jatuh. Then dia tak bangun, she laughed like crazy sorang sorang. Then everyone from other classes went out to tengok what happend, even the teachers. The teachers asked asal dengan dia? She was still lying on the ground laughing. Bodoh.
Now, the teachers story ! Jeng Jeng Jeng. Terbaik dari ladang .YOU HAVE TO READ. It's a must.
So okay, last time when Pn. Faridah(however you spell it) was the Pengetua at SK Convent Sntul II . On her last day as pengetua dekat csd, she had to give a speech. Time tu everyone was like sedih semua kan. Everyone was being emotional semua. Then when she bangun from the kerusi tengah jalan kat stage, TADAAAAAAA. Kain dia jatuh. hahahahahaahahahha. Nampak her peha lutut semua. Dia pandang bawah, then angkat her kain. Then she took the microphone and she said 'sorry I think I forgot to cangkuk kan the kain' Haha.
I remembered Puan Donna from Sekolah Rendah kan, time sports day she fell down. Kelakar gila, dah la muka garang. Haha. And music teacher dekat sekolah rendah which was Puan Ong? Okay, here's the thing about her. She loves to wear dress tau. Sleeveless!Fine, then the dress pulak macam orang mengandung punya baju. She likes to pegang the rotan, and she loves to rotan everyone in class. Kan if the music teacher kena conduct that thingy if nyanyi kan? She angkat her tangan je, pergh terbaik ah. BULU KETIAK YAW!!!! Don't expect people to sing while looking at your bulu ketiak Pn. Ong, please : p
There's many more stories, but these are a few which I think was funny. Hahah :p
So here's the past time story tht i've been shared wth you . OMG sumpah best gila today ! Thnks Nadia,Amin,Hana,Farris ! They made my day and they made me forget about that fucked up incident for a moment.Hee i love you all baby ! Thats basically fr today.Hee,i knw thse story mcm pjg gila,right ? lantak la!its my blog.haha
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